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1. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Originally by: Wackofuddy3 Tie the bedsheets together to make a makeshift rope...using this rope go out into the hallway and strangle the nurse to death for getting in your way, pick up her rectal thermometer and watch then move on stealth...
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.03 12:02:00
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2. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
I stand up, put on my pants and walk out into the hallway. It's a busy hospital and one of the nurses takes me back into my little room. There's one window but it's on the 3rd floor. There are 3empty beds with sheets. table by each and a screen t...
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.03 09:39:00
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3. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Originally by: PKlavins > Phone the girls and invite them to the concert > You discover a mysterious mayo-covered chinese symbol in the ground...10 meters by 10 metres big. After an hour of phoning girls i get them rounded up. Th...
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.03 00:10:00
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4. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Originally by: Deschenus Maximus >PICK UP cellphone >call guy, mention you not wearing pants at the moment >invite to concert He says he will gladly come but he doesn't have money to get over to germany. (I vaguely remember th...
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.02 23:26:00
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5. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Edited by: Mystic Tomato on 02/07/2007 21:23:01 Originally by: Shameless Avenger >inventory Nothing in inventory. However my bloody pants are on the table, in them are: My cellphone, a piece of paper with 16 different phone numb...
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.02 21:16:00
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6. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
I drop my pants. All efforts to do anything else fail miserably. I drop to the ground and fall asleep. Now i wake up at the hospital. The doors to my room are closed and there is nobody in sight.
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.02 20:32:00
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7. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Originally by: Samuel Carthage Edited by: Samuel Carthage on 02/07/2007 16:01:55 > skin bear and use hide as clothing, claim yourself as an (asian) viking. Righteous bear body armor equipped. Added the claws to my hands for good...
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.02 16:07:00
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8. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Originally by: Luffy Sama > use seegway to drive over the cub > if it still lives, kill it with fire > drive to helicopter > lift segway over fence > climb over fence > look around I have been mauled and barely crippl...
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.02 15:57:00
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9. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Multiple girls approached me at the club tonight. I had 2 beers, then i had 4 shots of tequila. Then i danced. Then i had another beer, and some vodka. Then i woke up with a major headache. I see fences everywhere around the small grassy area i...
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.02 15:37:00
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10. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Edited by: Mystic Tomato on 02/07/2007 14:49:08 Found dance club with bouncer. Attempted to throw sloppy banana at him but it had turned into goo. Goo splattered on his face and into his eyes. He was not knocked out but blinded. Continued atte...
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.02 14:48:00
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11. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Pen is now firmly stuck in girl's eyeball. I have recieved a black eye from her mother's RIGHTIOUS fury. I have stolen a banana from the nearest grocery. I enter a sweaty, barn smelling burger joint and point the banana at the asian lady behin...
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.02 14:28:00
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12. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Originally by: Lok Ta'car > roll down windows > drive to dance club > pick up girls I drove downtown with windows rolled down. I picked up a girl, she's screaming and kicking and her mother is begging me to have mercy on her d...
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.02 14:04:00
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13. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Originally by: Miss Anthropy Edited by: Miss Anthropy on 02/07/2007 13:36:50 >Get webcam >Setup webcam >Remove clothing >Message boss with the installed webcam, and inform him of your resignation and his ineptitude >put...
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.02 13:40:00
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14. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Originally by: Shameless Avenger >Go to (now empty) car dealership, steal car and money 2000$ and Jaguar taken, Segway packed inside back of jaguar.
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.02 12:19:00
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15. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Went right. I now see a classy burger joint, a sloppy burger joint with dirty hambeasts in line and a pub. There is also a seafood shop with a stuffed icebear nearby. And a domino's. Called dealership and reported bombthreat. Dealership man ran o...
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.02 12:08:00
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16. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
T intersection ahead. Left leads to multiple car dealerships and repair shops. Right leads to multiple car dealerships, restaurants and grocery shops.
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.02 11:54:00
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17. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
I proceeded through the exit. /look > I'm standing on a street 3 towering buildings behind me, and a valley wich floods on high tide in front of me. Assaulted segway man. Segway man ran down the slopes and fell, i lost sight of him. I have n...
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.02 11:45:00
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18. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Window masterplan failed. Mysterious fly fell from the ceiling with a light bump when touching the paper tray. Too scared to approach. The toner hit the pant on the shelf and it fell to the floor.
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.02 11:31:00
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19. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Edited by: Mystic Tomato on 02/07/2007 11:06:36 Originally by: Shameless Avenger Edited by: Shameless Avenger on 02/07/2007 11:03:47 > Siege/Capture/Conquer training facility (printer) > Train soldiers > Assign soldiers ...
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.02 11:07:00
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20. Help me find the embodiment of awesomeness. - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Originally by: Benco97 >remove shirt >tie shirt around head >wield toner cartridge >assault co-workers (I think my work here is done) No co-workers within range. either doors are starting to appeal to me.
- by Mystic Tomato - at 2007.07.02 10:54:00
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